- Anti Joke

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

just in time?

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.