knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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