- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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