How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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HURT

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Justin Bieber

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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my gramma died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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