- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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