What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

tea with milk?

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

no pun intended

He--Hey guys

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

9/11

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

ded on boomer and aodddan

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

I'm Batman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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