- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

The Holocaust

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Yock

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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