If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

willie revilame

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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