Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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gay pom...

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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squash squash who squash my ass

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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robin, get in the car.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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