What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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