You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

robin, get in the car.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

gay pom...

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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