- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

A russian gives away vodka.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Abortion

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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