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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

field day?

Women's Rights

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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