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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

Who is big and stupid My brother

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Today is March 22.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.