- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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