- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

anal seepage

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??