Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Oh s***

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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fduck

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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