"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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