- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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