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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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