- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Compton

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

im at school

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Gay's

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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