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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

How many fingers do most people have? 10

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Whats 1+1? The answer!

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

how did the man die he didnt

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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