- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

I am a joke. I am funny.

Face...the other white meat!

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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