2 Penises

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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this site is an antijoke

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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