- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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