- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

all hail based mark

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

Lil Wayne

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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