- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Women's Rights

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Youre mom is so dead...

i love to lick...

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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