- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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