If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Youre mom is so dead...

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

i love to lick...

Women's Rights

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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