whats chinese noodles

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

robin, get in the car.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

squash squash who squash my ass

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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