- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

I like your hair

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

smell the vitamin C

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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