He--Hey guys

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no pun intended

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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what?

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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tea with milk?

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9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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I'm Batman.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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