- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

People Eating Tasty Animals

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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