Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Wanker

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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