What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Face...the other white meat!

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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smell the vitamin C

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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I like your hair

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Anti Joke

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