how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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neil patrick harris

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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