Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Here's another:

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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willie revilame

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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