why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Anti Joke

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