- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

I grunt when I poop.

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