Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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My dad

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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