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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

A person from Singapore eats

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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