What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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penis haha

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Woman's Rights

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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