what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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