- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Women's rights

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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