- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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