Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Women's rights

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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