Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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