- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Where's my tractor?

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

no pun intended

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