- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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