- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

david weres the slug gone

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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I'm Batman.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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