Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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"Knock knock." "No."

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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