- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

a jew walks out of a furnace

kaite is dumb that is true

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Muslim athletes.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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