Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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