- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What color is red paint? Red

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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