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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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