- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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