Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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What color is red paint? Red

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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