Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Jews

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

The WPGA tour

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!