- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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