- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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