What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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