whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

A French man gets into a fight

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Im taking a shit right now.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Womens' sports

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

gay people

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Latvia isn't a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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