- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

You know what's catchy? A cold

HOLY SHIT!!!!

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

You know what's catchy? A cold

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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