- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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