- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Women can vote? WTF

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

Adele walks into the stables

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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