- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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Where's the dick??? east

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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