- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Women's rights.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Nickelback

A person from Singapore eats

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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