Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What's the difference between a duck?

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This is an anti-joke.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Nickleback.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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