knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

A dog was barking at a tree

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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