Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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ur mum

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82

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Diarrhea

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Anti Joke

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