On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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