What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

bryden is a faggot

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

once you go black your credit goes wack

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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