Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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2 + 2 = 4

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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I need to start studying.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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