What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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