- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Jews

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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