- Anti Joke

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Morman Religion.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Potato!