Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

i just pooped that is all!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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