Rebecca Black.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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