- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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