- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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